YEAH!
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Well I'm MC Parry and I'm here to say
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That I came all the way from Goleta Way
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And I'm recording in this old studio
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Just standing around, kicking up the show
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With Steve. He's playing the beat.
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And Charlie's playing on the bass you see
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Yeah Stevie Steve, on the drums
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Oooh, Charlie... pickin' with his thumb
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On the bass. Can you feel it.
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Here it comesm Makes you want to kneel
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On the ground.
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And shke it all around.
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And make a barking sound.
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I'll tell you a story about a guy
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He comes from Montecido. He's got a big eye.
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And he's got a tattoo on his ass.
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He's a big old punk rocker from the past.
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Yeah he acts like a homeless man
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But he lives in a palace in Montecido Land.
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He's got a can of...
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Budweiser!
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Yeah all these punks. They think they're tough.
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Yeah they walk around with tattoos all over their mugs
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They say "I'm a big punk and I come from the city...
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...I come from the city. Where life is shitty...
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And I'm mad.
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Cause my dad
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He took away my rad
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Corvette!
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So I'm sitting at home on the sofa
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I don't get a check. Yeah I'm a lazy boy
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Hey fuck you! I'm a punker!
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That means I can come around and play a stumper...
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on you! Yeah!
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I got my backup band. They're Bon Jovi.
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That's all right. Cause I'm rockin', dont ya know me?
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I'm a tough guy. I got a piercing in my ear.
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I've got a tattoo from here to here.
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Yeah, I'm cool.
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I got 500 dollars
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invested on the roses around my collar
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stuck on there by a guy with a needle
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needle... needle... needle...
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yeah I'm BAD.
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I'm Rad.
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And my tennis shoes... they're pumped up. They're iron clad.
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I'm so mean.
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My girlfriend's a porno queen!
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Yeah! YOU SUCK. Yeah I hate you! Your lousy music is phony.
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And you come from a big old house on a hill
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And you play in a club and you act like you will
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be true. But you're not. What does your name rhyme with... uh... I dunno."
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Rappin' Nerf Rap
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Nerf Herder |