I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
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Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
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We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
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We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
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We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
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But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
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No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
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I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
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It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
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Makin' out in the middle of the pit
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How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
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If anything comes between you and me
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Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
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We are Pantera fans in love
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What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing
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I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring
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A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands
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I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
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We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far
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Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
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Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now
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I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
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It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
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Makin' out in the middle of the pit
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How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
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If anything comes between you and me
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Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
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We are Pantera fans in love
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We are we are Pantera fans in love
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We saw Ozzy on our first date
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Our special song is Crazy Train
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Makin' out in the middle of the pit
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How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
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If anything comes between you and me
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Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
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We are Metallica fans
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We are Megadeth fans
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We are Manowar fans in love
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We are Pantera fans in love
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Pantera Fans In Love
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Nerf Herder |