Once upon a time I had this idea
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That the world was round like me
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So I asked the queen for three fine ships
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To sail across the sea
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Traveling with hoodlums as my crewman
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Made me quite a little scared
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Luckily I found that in the new world
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Somebody was already there
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I wasn't very sure just what to call them
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See the funny clothes they wear
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So I called them Indians
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'Cause I knew they were already there
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Christopher Columbus
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