Joe Millionaire
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He lived a life that was fair
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He worked construction
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Although he wasn't happy there
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Down in the alley
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At the street fair
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He saw a necklace
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With a voodo charm of monkey hair
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He was
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So alone so alone
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Now these women
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They're competing for him
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Everybody's talking about reality TV
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I dunno it seems to be
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A bunch of crap to me
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But maybe if I win a contest
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I can be like all the rest
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American I don't have it
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Someone else create myself
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But I don't watch much TV (But that's just me)
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The only the that's real this time
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Is me
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(This time)
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Me
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(This time)
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Me
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(This time)
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Me
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(This time)
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Me
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Justin was fair
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He looked good in curly/girly hair
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Then he got lucky with Kelly
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And made a movie there
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In Hollywood now he's got a record deal
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But he was never too satisfied with the songs he'd steal
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Why don't you
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Sow your own sow your own
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Wait a minute we'd forgotten that he don't care
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Everybody's talking about reality TV
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I dunno it seems to be
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A bunch of crap to me
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But maybe if I win a contest
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I can be like all the rest
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American I don't have it
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Someone else create myself
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But I don't watch much TV (But that's just me)
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The only the that's real this time
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Is me
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I just laugh it off
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(Every time I see somebody on the television)
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I just laugh it off
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(Every time I see another bachelor or some sort of actor)
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I just laugh it off
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So it was fun we had this great little song
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Until it went number one and then tomorrow gone
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And all we could see when we came up for air
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Just a label full of monkeys trying to spike our hair
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Everybody's talking about reality TV
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I dunno it seems to be
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A bunch of crap to me
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But maybe if I win a contest
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I can be like all the rest
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American I don't have it
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Someone else create myself
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But I don't watch much TV (But that's just me)
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The only the that's real this time
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Is me
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(This time)
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Me
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(This time)
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Me
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(This time)
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Me
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(This time)
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Me
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That's just me
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I just laugh it off
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I just laugh it off
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(This time)
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(This time)
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Reality TV
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Nine Days |