Last night, I got so high
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I think I had sex with the cable guy
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Well I'll admit, it would've been funny,
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But that pole smoker stole all my drug money
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I buy chronic every week or so
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But I do it when I'm really really high on blow
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I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count
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I paid 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!
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I like drugs but they don't like me
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My brain cells seem to disagree
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I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me
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I was pounding some bitch the other night
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Rolling on E man, feeling alright
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When I was high she was hotter than heck
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But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek
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I get high, that ain't no lie
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But I can't afford another friggin DUI
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Doctor says "stop, or you'll be dying"
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I was gonna, but then you said you were buying
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I like drugs but the don't like me
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It's always better, when they're free!
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I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me
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No they don't!
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Don't try and stop me, I can't be saved, oh yeah
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If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved,
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Can you necro-feel-it!
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Aaahhhhh yeah... I like drugs
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I do it when I'm chillin'
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Aaaahhhhhh yeah... I like drugs
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I've even snorted penicillin
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If I can crush it - it goes up my nose
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If it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toes
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How old am I? Nobody knows!
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My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows!
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Vicodin, Valium, Percocet and crack,
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Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back!
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I like drugs but the don't like me
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I like drugs but the don't like me
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I'm driving right now to the next party
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I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me
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[Michael:] Oh shit man, I'm getting pulled over again...
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Ah I better chug these beers, where's those pills, shit?
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[Cop:] Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there?
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[Michael:] Well what's the fucking speed limit? 15 mph?
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[Cop:] Sir do you have any Warrants?
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[Michael:] I got their first CD, but you can't have it motherfucker! Later!
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[Cop:] I got a 5150 on a 2112, I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro. Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth... scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!
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I Like Drugs
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Steel Panther |