When I spot a driver worth a second glance
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Foot to floorboard, impact soon achieved
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Here comes Bob, I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends
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Girl this rubbled mess was caused by my neglect
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Of course I'll pay and by the way my dear
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Here comes Bob
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I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends
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But here comes Bob
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Sometimes I will stoop to hitting two-door coupes without the frills
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But that is just for casual acquaintances, for stripped-down thrills
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Your car girl or mine it doesn't matter doesn't matter no
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But for affairs with staying power I go after limousines
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It's always nice when something big is acting as your go-between
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For a group encounter I'll hit busses, mobile homes or trains to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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It's hard to make acquaintances in our big town
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Most eyes stare at nothing much at all
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But here comes Bob
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I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends, friends, acquaintances
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Instant adulation comes to some at birth
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Born to queens or corporate entities
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But here comes Bob
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Someday they'll put me away
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I'll think back on active days
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Most were worth the minor scars
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Some were worth the damaged cars
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And the judge will say to me
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"Bob, You've got a bad means to a worthwhile end"
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An end
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Well, here comes Bob
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Here Comes Bob
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Sparks |