(C. Murphy/Sloan)
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She was underwhelmed
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If that's a word
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I know it's not
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'Cause I looked it up
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That's one of those skills
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That I learned in my school
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I was overwhelmed
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And I'm sure of that one
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'Cause I learned it
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Back in grade school
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When I was young
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She said, "You is funny"
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I said, "You are funny"
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She said, "Thank you"
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And I said, "Never mind"
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She rolled her eyes
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Her beautiful eyes
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The point is not the grammar
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It's the feeling
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That is certainly in my heart
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But not in hers
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But not in hers
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But not in hers
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But not in hers
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But not in hers
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We were talkin' about people
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That eat meat
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I felt like an ass
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'Cause I was one
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She said, "It's okay,"
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But I felt like
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I just ate my young
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She is obviously a person
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With a cause
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I told her that I don't
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Smoke or drink
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She told me to loosen up
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On the way to the L.C.
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She skips her classes
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And gets good grades
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I go to my courses
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Rain or shine
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She's passin' her classes
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While I attend mine
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While I attend mine
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While I attend mine
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While I attend
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She wrote out a story
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About her life
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I think it included
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Something about me
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I'm not sure of that
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But I'm sure of one thing
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Her spelling's atrocious
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She told me to read
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Between the lines
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And tell her exactly
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What I got out of it
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I told her affection
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Had two F's
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Especially when you're dealing with me
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I usually notice
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All the little things
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One time I was proud of it
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She says it's annoying
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She cursed me up and down
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And rolled her R's
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Her beautiful R's
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She says I'm caught up
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In triviality
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All I really wanna know is
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What she thinks of me
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I think my love for her
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Makes me miss the point
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I miss the point
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I miss the point
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I miss the point
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I miss the point
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I miss the point
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I miss the point
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I miss the point
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Hey mister...
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UNDERWHELMED
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Sloan |