Don't you see that people
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Will like you for who you are
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'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom
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And I'm OK and you're OK
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Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out
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Listen up - check it out
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There's something ugly inside of you
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There's a big empty hole inside of you
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There's something creepy crawling on your brain
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There's something in you
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It's red white and blue inside of you
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As long as you don't have
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Lots of zits or small tits
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Or crooked teeth
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Then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste
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And people won't tape signs onto your back
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Or beat the crap out of you
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Or ignore your sorry ass
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See, there's something vapid inside of you
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There's a sweet little robot inside of you
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So take off that silly moustache
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Don't be a baby
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There's a Pete Brady inside of you
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ONE: You act your age
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TWO: You don't try to be something you're not
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THREE: You find out in advance
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What restaurant your mom and dad are going to
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And go someplace else
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Peter Brady
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Screeching Weasel |