I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car
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If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far
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I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume
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'Cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day
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I'd rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice
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On my body I could wear some clothes, on my voice I have no choice
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Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
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Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
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I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
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We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers
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The earth is so polluted I could never walk barefoot, ouch
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On Earth day I was going to plant some trees, but I planted my ass on the couch
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I try to eat what's good for me, but I like Captain Crunch
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And an extra large Snickers bar with a glass of Hawaiian Punch
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I was going to join an ad hoc committee, but I don't know what ad hoc means
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I think it's a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans
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Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
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Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
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I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
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We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers
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I went to a special school for kids whose parents were Catholic
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On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted, I always ate four and got sick
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Once I kissed a girl behind the convent and I got really flustered
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I'll never forget the way she smelled, she tasted just like mustard
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Now every time I go to the market and I reach the mustard row
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I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow
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Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
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Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
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I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
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We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers
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As a child I was pretty sick, I could make my arm come out of it's socket
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I used to like a Girl Scout once she put her hand inside of my pocket
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I used to go to church a lot, I was an altar boy
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Got to ring the bells at Communion time, it gave me special joy
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Don't know what I believe in now, I'm filled with foggy guilt
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I'm too scared not to believe in God, I never touch myself under my quilt
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Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
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Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
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I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
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Every day'll be hot dog day and we'll live like a couple tree huggers
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