Your friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter
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At that biker party downtown
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But that was OK 'cause he borrowed a fuse
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From a leather-clad boy in the back
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And after the cops and the requisite fight
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Me and my friends we fell down for the night
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And I made love to the girl with the wandering eye
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Think my baby's got a wandering eye
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I woke to the sound of a fist on my doorbell
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With a headache the size of Peru
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The landlord was scowling, my baby was toweling off
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Beer mixed with blood from the floor
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And after the eviction was handed to me
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We moved to the trailer park, three by three
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And I made love to the girl with the wandering eye
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Think my baby's got a wandering eye
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Ah, divided, unrequited, uninvited
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We're short-sighted, but united
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In love
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I think we're in love
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I got a job at the Subway downtown
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Making sandwiches with plastic gloves
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Her Mother moved in and we all lived in sin
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Playing miniature golf underground
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And after the parties the leather-clad boys
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Would square dance together and make lots of noise
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And I'd make love to the girl with the wandering eye
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Think my baby's got a wandering eye
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Ah, divided, unrequited, uninvited
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We're short-sighted, but united
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In love
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I think we're in love
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We borrowed a printing press, started a paper
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To publish our leftist ideals
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We spoke of a new world, the FBI soon heard
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The phones were tap dancing too
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And after the Feds and the requisite fight
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We ran from the trailer in the middle of the night
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And I had a child with the girl with the wandering eye
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Think my baby's got a wandering eye
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Think my baby's gong to stay for a while
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Ah, divided, unrequited, uninvited
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We're short-sighted, but united
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In love
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I think we're in love
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The Girl With The Wandering Eye
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