Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
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I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
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Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
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Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
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Baby's got a thing for muscle bound jocks
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I collapse a lung just taking off my socks
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I'm holed up in the closet and I'm pettin' my fox
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She treats me like I got a bad case of small cocks, but
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Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
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I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
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Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
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Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
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He's got a big truck, and it's bigger than my dump
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It's bigger than the bank account of Donald Trump
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It's bigger than the feeling that I've got in my rump
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He's got as many brains as a gasoline pump, but
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Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
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I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
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Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
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Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
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He shaves his legs and so I asked him if he was bi
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He grabbed me 'round the throat and said, "Prepare to die"
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Everybody says that I'm a nicer guy
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But he's like malathion, I'm a simple Med fly, yeah
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Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
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I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
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Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
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Why you going out with that Gold's gym guy?
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Gold's Gym Guy
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Rugburns |