Sweep up the kitchen
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Hurry and do the dishes
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Bring me a beer mab'
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I'll let you go out with your other bitches
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Sweep up the kitchen
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Could you turn off the goddamn lights?
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Fetch me the remote control
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We got football tonite
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Football tonite
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Football tonite
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Did I tell you last week when you cooked for me
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That fried chicken was a little bit too greasy?
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Them carrots that you cooked weren't boiled enough
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Now when you gonna do something right? Get off your duff
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Sweep up the kitchen
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Hurry and do the dishes
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Bring me a beer mab'
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I'll let you go out with your other bitches
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Sweep up the kitchen
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Could you turn off the goddamn lights?
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Fetch me the remote control
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We got football tonite
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Football tonite
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Football tonite
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Well, they told me last week at work that my shirts
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They really weren't ironed that well
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They told me last week at work that my shirts
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They really weren't ironed that well, you said, "Oh, well"
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Sweep up the kitchen
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Hurry and do the dishes
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Bring me a beer mab'
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I'll let you go out with your other bitches
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Sweep up the kitchen
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Could you turn off the goddamn lights?
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Fetch me the remote control
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We got football tonite
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Football tonite
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Football tonite
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You been tellin' all your friends that I drink too much
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Whiskey in the moring and it ain't no crutch
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I never have time to take a big shit, man
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You're always listening to that damn Slim Whitman
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Runnin 'round the house with your shower cap on
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Curlers in your hair, and your toenails long
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Chunky bar breath and your Enquiring mind
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When I see you in the morning looking like a pork rind
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You snivel to your momma and you say you can't cope
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Well this ain't "Thirty-Something" and you ain't Hope, now
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Sweep up the kitchen
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Hurry and do the dishes
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Bring me a beer mab'
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I'll let you go out with your other bitches
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Sweep up the kitchen
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Could you turn off the goddamn lights?
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Fetch me the remote control
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We got football tonite
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Football tonite
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Football tonite
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Football Tonite (WTOP)
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