Houses of the Holy
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Was an album by Led Zeppelin
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I bought it on eight track
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Not on CD
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Fades out in the middle
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The way an eight track's s'posed to
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The way an eight track's s'posed to
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I got the number thirteen
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Tattooed on my bicep
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The thirteenth letter of the alphabet
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Is the letter "M"
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Stands for marijuana
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The way that it oughta
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The way a letter oughta
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The "Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test"
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Was a novel by Tom Wolfe
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It's about taking LSD
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And driving 'cross the country
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Drivin' in a school bus
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A school bus on LSD
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The way an education oughta be
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I wanna drive a school bus
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Over to the Brady's
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And pick up Alice
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And then we'll bake some brownies
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And then I'll grab Marcia
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And play with her Ouija board
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And talk to Mr. Brady
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Houses of the Holy
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Was a really bitchin' album
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Bonzo kicks ass on it
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And then he chokes on his vomit
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The way a rock star's s'posed to die
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The way a rock star's s'posed to die
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The way a rock star's s'posed to die
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I wanna die wasted
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In a room with Eddie Vedder
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We could both die together
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But he'll go first
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Yeah Eddie'll go first
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'Cause he's more famous
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More famous than the Rugburns
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When you buy our coffins
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Put eight tracks in 'em
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Playin' Houses of the Holy
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'Cause it's a really bitchin' album
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Remember when I told you
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Remember how it fades out
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Remember when I told you
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Me and Eddie Vedder
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Rugburns |