There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it
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A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys
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Did you see miss March? God, she looks so young
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This single life, it sure is fun
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Well we could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn
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Hear my favorite band play the latest Michael Jackson
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Song about a boy with a really nice bike
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This single life, it sure is fun
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We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser
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Talk about the barmaid, "Hey I hear she'll take her pants off
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If you drive a Camaro." Life just seems better
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This single life, it sure is fun
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Well I am still a young man
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It's really pretty cool
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My friends they're old and married
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What a bunch of stupid fools
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We'll meet some chicks at the bar and collect all our pennies
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We'll stumble to our cars and we'll drive real fast to Denny's
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I'll put my hand up her skirt
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We'll eat a couple Grand Slams
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This single life, it sure is fun
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Well in the morning when you wake up, there's a dental hygenist
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Lying in your bed. She really thinks you're a dentist
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You said you'd give her a job
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And you'd take her to see Snoop Doggy Dogg's gun collection
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This single life, it sure is fun
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Well there's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it
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A bottle of aspirin on the table by the Playboys
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Did you see Miss April? God I feel so old
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This single life, it sure is fun
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