More of a Man
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Rodney Carrington
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She likes to go hunting with her buddies
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She once killed a dear with just a stick
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She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey
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And pull my finger's still her favorite trick
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She likes Hormel chili on her ice cream yeah
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With a jalapeno pepper on the side
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She once fried bacon with her shirt off
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Chopped up an onion and didn’t even cry
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CHORUS
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Hey she's more of a man then I’ll ever be
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Shes done things that most men can’t believe
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She chews tobacco swallows the juice
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Her real names Shela but they call her Moose
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She's more of a man then I’ll ever be
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It’s plain to see
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She put the he in she
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She's more of a man then I’ll ever be
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She likes her old job down at the factory
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Even though she lost an arm in '83
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She spent a little time in Folsom prison
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And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee
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She's never rode a bull that’s ever thrown her
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Hell she rode one all the way through Tennesee
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She's never met a man who's ever owned her
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Although I think she's got the hots for me
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She's more of a man then I’ll ever be
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She's done things most men won't believe
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She eats beef jerkey by the ton
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And stares directly at the sun
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Shes more of a man then I’ll ever be
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It’s plain to see
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She put the he in she
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She's more of a man then I’ll ever be
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More Of A Man
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| Rodney Carrington |
