Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that's what it is.
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Look it smells like a country flower!!
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Who wants to eat a country flower?
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Make a flavor we like chicken, beef bullion, anything.
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Give me a reason to take my hat off and go down there.
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I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight
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I had three sisters growin' up there was shit in that bathtub I didn't know what it was untill i was 25 years old.
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Momma had that big water bottle thing hangin off in there.
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To me that was just a really neat squirt gun.
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I was in there tryin' to blow it up, bmmmmmp
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You cant blow that sum bitch up either youll bust a blood vessel out your head
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Dont suck on it, ewwww
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Momma said get that outta your mouth do you know where that's been?!?!
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She just wants to kill ya cause she thinks shes raisin a fuckin' heathen.
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Daddy's laughin' his ass off cuz hes in there 3 hours earlier doin the same damn thing
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He didn't know what it was either
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He's in the front yard waterin' the plants with that sum bitch
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You don't see those anymore
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The days of the water bottle are gone
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Women now days are just naturally fresh
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They figured out soap works!
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I married a woman that got's a identical twin sister
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And uh they look just a like
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Naturally my wife is well i mean she's... I married way over my fuckin' head.
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She's gorgeous
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If she walked in here right now youd be like fmmmmmmmmp what the fuck howd you get her?
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Personality, that's all i had!
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But I'll tell you this you marry a twin you date a twin you fuck one you pretty much wanna fuck the other
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Call me crazy
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Now here's some real good advice
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Don't ever bring that up!
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That was a shity Christmas I got news for ya.
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I aint never planned to get married
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Men never plan to get married women do!
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I'm gonna get married I'm gonna have a big house and hes gonna work and I'm not.
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Dream on hooker, dream the fuck on.
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You wanna know why a man gets married I'll tell ya why a man gets married.
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A man gets married because hes been in a realtionship for so long that he just fuckin' gives up.
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Alright I'll marry ya.
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You happy?
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Oh yeah hahahaha
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Then comes the planning of the weddin'
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And everyday is an event to her
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What do you think about the napkins and the sign in book and my dress and my panties and blah blah blah fuckin blah
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I don't give a shit just make sure theres beer and whiskey when the shit's over with
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Cause ill tell ya somethin' boys at this point and time you dont even no how bad you screwed up.
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You just know theres a big event coming up and someone you're involved.
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Then comes the day of the weddin'.
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Yer dressed up and she's dressed up
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No turnin' back now is there hmmm nmmmm.
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Everybody shakin' your hand takin' your picture congratulations
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You just won a seat in the fuckin senate for all you know
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Yer clueless cooo cooo cooo cooo cooo coo
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Afterwards yer at the reception drinkin beer with your buddies oblivious to what the fuck you just did
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Woooooooooo you sum bitch ya did it you got married you bastard
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Then everybody just leaves
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What the hey! Wwwwait where you all goin'
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Now dont you just leave me here.
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Oh shit!
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All About Sex
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Rodney Carrington |