Why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed?
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What's your pleasure?
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[1st Verse- Violent J]
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Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain't nothing new
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Her moms used to babysit me back when we was two
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We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
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And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank, well uh
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She moved across town and never came back
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Until the other day, I seen her at the Chicken Shack
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She said her name was Betty, I can't believe this shit
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The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beeitch
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She said, "Hey, J, tell me how you've been?"
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She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
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I told her, "Hold still," and flicked it off her face and said,
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"Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we leave this place?"
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I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
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I let my fingers run across the rip of cellulite
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EWW! It was nasty, but I don't let it bother me
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She rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of me
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I couldn't breathe, she wouldn't stop, I'm almost dead
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I took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking head
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We got dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbye
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Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie
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[Chorus]
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Fat Sweaty Betty
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Tell me when you're ready [x2]
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[2nd Verse- Shaggy 2 Dope]
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Big fat slop of shit people call Betty
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Flabs of fat on her back, her neck...sweaty
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Boogers running down her nose all over her lips
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Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips
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But fuck all that, 'cuz I wanna see the neden
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I had to see the cat, the cheesey cheena cheden
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Rode my bike to her house, "Hey yo, Betty lemme in
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I'm packing some snack cakes, bitch lemme in."
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I can hear her coming down the stairs
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She opened up the door in her motherfucking underwears
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UUGGHH!! Shit, fuck that I'm turning back
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But no, the door shut, and shes going for the cake snacks
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I said, "Relax, hoe, I'm here, I'm bu-si-ness
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you can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
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I need a favor, come on, Betty, drop them drawls."
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AHH!! I knew it, Betty had balls
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Oh, no, here comes that ass
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From the top of the dresser with the yokazuna splash
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I wish I never came, oh boy do I wish
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See Fat Sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch
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[Chorus]
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[Violent J]
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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I know you like spaghetti
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I know you like spaghetti
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So tell me when you're ready, baby
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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Tell me when you're ready
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Tell me when you're ready for a cheeseburger, pizza pie, TV dinner, chicken
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baby
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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I gets it all, I gets it all for ya, baby
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I work at Farmer Jack on the dinner floor, baby
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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I bring it home, I cook it in a microwave
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I feeds it to ya, just let me get some stanky skins
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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'Cuz I don't care, I wanna hit the cellulite
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I hit the cellulite for a turkey meal delight
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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'Cuz I don't care, you know I'm not afraid to cook
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Take off your shoes and let me lick your dirty foot
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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I'll rub you down, I'll rub you down the right way
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I hear a buzzer, apple pie's in the microwave
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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I work at Farmer Jack, I work at A & P
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And yes I do, my heavy baby wanna be with me
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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Ya wanna be with me, ya wanna be with me
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Ya want some chilli cheese fries in a ???
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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You gotta wait, wait 'till the time is right
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Let me count the purple bubbles in your cellulite
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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You want some Burger King, you want some Hungry Jack
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You want some jelly beans, you want a scooby snack
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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You want some Dominoes, you want a Milky Way
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You gotta kick it to the sugar daddy Violent J
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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You want some Lucky Charms, you want some mashed potatoes
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Let me hit the skins now and I'll feed you later
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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Because I know, I know you want a Lunchable
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Something crunchable, something munchable
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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How 'bout some Taco Bell, how 'bout a pizza slice
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How bout some chicken fingers and a bowl of Minute Rice
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(Fat Sweaty Betty)
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Fat Sweaty Betty
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ICP (Insane Clown Posse) |