Now I've got a cousin called Kevin
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He's sure to go to heaven
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Always spotless clean and neat
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The smoothest you can get them
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He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
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My ma said they cost a packet
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She won't even let me explain
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That me and Kevin were just not the same
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Oh my perfect cousin
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What I like to do he doesn't
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He's his family's private joy
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His mothers little golden boy
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He's gotta degree in economics
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Maths - physics and bionics
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He thinks that I'm a cabbage
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Cos I hate university challenge
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Even at the age of ten
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Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
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He always beat me at Subbuteo
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Cos he flicked the kick
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And I didn't know
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Oh my perfect cousin ..
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His mother bought him a synthesizer
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Got the Human League into advise her
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Now he's making lots of noise
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Playing along with the art school boys
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Girls try to attract his attention
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But what a shame it's in vain total rejection
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He will never be left on the shelf
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Cos Kevin he's in love with himself
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Oh my perfect cousin ...
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My Perfect Cousin
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