[Intro/Chorus: Chase Hattan]
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You only see her in magazines
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Look at shorty she follow the dreams
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But you can only see her in the magazines
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And I hit that all the time
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[Too $hort]
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You in love with her, you wanna marry her
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Make lots of love and have kids for her
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But she's a bad girl, you cain't get with her
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Then she go to her job and you tippin her
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You fantasize about a lot of things
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But the truth is, that's not your dream
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That's hers! And that's all she wants
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Can't tell nobody so she gots to front
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We all got to have a dream
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Starin at things in the magazines
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Life ain't bad, but it always seems
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I never wanna talk when you callin me
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We have sex but we never kiss
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What you gon' do with that wedding dress?
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I saw you on stage, you the finest thing
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But I still cain't buy that diamond ring
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[Chorus]
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[Too $hort]
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You fell in love young and got married
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To some of these girls that's scary
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Stay home, you can't go out now
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Stuck in the house on lock-down
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Just can't go on like this
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Cause all you get is boring sex
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Keep watching them porno tapes
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You want it but you cain't go on no dates
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So you stare at the magazines
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Dreamin, wishin you could have those things
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But all you do is cook and clean
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Feels like somebody just took yo' dreams
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And your husband said it
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It won't happen, forget it
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You laughing but it ain't so funny
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Because you know, you coulda been a Playboy Bunny
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[New Chorus]
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You only see her in magazines
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Look at Shorty she follow the dreams
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Coulda been a Playboy, coulda been a Playboy Bunny
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And I hit that all the time
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[Too $hort]
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It feels good when you clap to the music
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Cain't dance? All you got to do is two-step
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Listen to 'em play that acoustic
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We 'bout to do this!
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You wish and you dream and hope to get things
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You want 'em, but know it's just dreams
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Wake up and don't know what it means
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(Coulda been a Playboy bunny!)
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We all gotta have a dream
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Starin at things in the magazines
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Dreamin, wishin you could have those things
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[Chorus]
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[Outro]
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(Coulda been a Playboy bunny)
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Look at Shorty she follow the dreams
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(Coulda been a Playboy bunny)
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But you can only see her in the magazine
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And I hit that all the time
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(Coulda been a Playboy bunny)
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The Magazine
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Too Short |