She looks so diviine & I can't see
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Why she prefers that nerd to me
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How come she ain't mine, I wanna be
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I wish that I could be Ernie
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'Ive got the blues, if I could choose
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then I would be in Ernie's shoes ooee, Who's he... Ernie.
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It would be my only chance,
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if I were wearing Ernie's pants
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I wish my eyes were, wish my eyes were...
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I wish my eyes were Ernie's, I wish it could be true
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I fantasize I have the eyes of Ernie's
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to see through and
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if my eyes were Ernie's, then I would not be blue
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coz if my eyes were Ernie's
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my eyes would be with you.
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Her hands in Ernie's as she walks by
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Its gone way to far
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I'm shakin' at the knees, she looks so fine
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how comes Ernie's bird aint mine
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'with Ernie's arse & Ernie's chest
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In Ernie's under-kegs n' vest
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I wish my eyes were, I wish my eyes were...
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I wish...
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[Guitar bit]
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With Ernie's hand n' Ernie's arms
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I wish that I had Ernie's charms
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I would never let her go, If I were only Ernie oh
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I wish my eyes were... Wish my eyes were ooooo
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I wish my eyes were Ernie's...
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I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
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Toy Dolls |