Stoker is a boy in blue
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and he must be the worst
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He's a copper!
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Stoker someday he'll get you
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but you won't be the first
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he's a copper
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he's a police constable
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that makes us feel uncomfortable
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he's a copper
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no more football in the street
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or neckin with your girlfriend
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Stoker's on the beat again...
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He's a Bobby he's a joker
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he's a Bobby we want dead
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he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why
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can't we have a decent copper
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proper copper instead?
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Stoker loves to see a fight
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he really goes to town
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he's a copper
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Stoker's smiling with delight
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he's took somebody down
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he's a copper
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he'll prove you guilty in the court
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you'll wish that you had never fought
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a copper
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don't cry or shout or scream or yell
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there's nothing you can do
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when Stoker's in the cell with you
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[Chorus]
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The United Team supporters
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have invaded the pitch
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that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so
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he finds his talky switch
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I need some help down here boys
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there's punks and skinheads too
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and we all hate P.C. Stoker &
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we hate the boys in blue.
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Stoker's rather fed up coz
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there's no one else to nick
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he's a copper
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someone soon will kick his head in
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just you wait n'see
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it needs somebody tough
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coz we've all had enough
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yes it needs somebody tough
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but I think it won't be me
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[Chorus]
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Pc Stoker
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Toy Dolls |