Nobody sends me birthday cards
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Nobody brings me flowers
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I'm just here for operations
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I've been out for hours
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When I come to I'll wet my bed
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'Cos when I get mad I sink so low
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As matron knows
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I get off on what you give me, darling
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I get off on what you give to me
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Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling
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I get off on what you give to me
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And when I go to that seedy ward
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Up in the sky
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You'll be waiting
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With a hypodermic needle
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And a graph
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Here comes the dark
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(I'm grateful for my anaesthetic)
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Out goes the spark
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(Delirious and apathetic)
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When I come to
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I'll wet my bed
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And when I get well
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I'll take revenge
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I'll wreak my wrath
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On all blood donors
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And their sisters
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Visiting time and flowers
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When sister brings that bedpan round
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I'll piss like April showers
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I get off on what you give me, darling
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I get off on what you give to me
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Yeh, I get off on what you give me, darling
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I get off on what you give to me
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And when I go
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I'll die of plaster casting love
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The Hospital Song
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