At the KOC Local 313
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There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
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And he knows, he knows, he knows
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Life can be funny
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He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on
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Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone
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And I know, I know, God knows
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We need the money
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And he's a big red cherry
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But it's hard to be merry
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When the kids are all laughing
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Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia
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Ain't he cute?
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The man in the Santa suit
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And all the Moms in town bring their brats around
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And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down
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Now it's up, hey how 'bout that
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It looks like a milkshake
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Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here
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Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer
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And he says, kid shut your mouth
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You give me a headache
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And he's jolly and hairy
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But it's hard to be merry
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When the guys at the bar
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Say he looks like a fairy
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But he's doing it just for the loot
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The man in the Santa suit
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[break]
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[verse x2]
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And he's a big red cherry
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He's jolly and hairy
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Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care
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He stays cool
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Ain't he cute?
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The man in the Santa suit
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[fade out with intro]
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The Man In The Santa Suit
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Fountains Of Wayne |