Booty (Booty!)
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Booty (Booty!)
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This store sells booty
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(Butt cheeks)
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Booty (Booty!)
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Booty (Booty!)
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This store sells booty
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(Make that ass clap)
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Girl, you got class and you're lookin' so fine
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But you need a better ass as I follow behind
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You gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-up
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Or you can pay us
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We'll make your booty look better
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'cause this store sells brand new asses
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From the manufacturer straight to the masses
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So if your booty's flat, we'll take it back
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And give you a new ass, and you'll make it clap like
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Double Ds in the front and the back
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You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack
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And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded
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We'll give you an ass so big, you gotta walk around it
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You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class
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But who needs all that when you gotta nice ass?
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Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
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We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt
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You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that
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When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass
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Everybody say
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Booty (Booty!)
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Booty (Booty!)
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This store sells booty
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(Butt cheeks)
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Booty (Booty!)
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Booty (Booty!)
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This store sells booty
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(Make that ass clap)
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Come on, ladies. Come on down
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We've got some asses on clearance
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You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free. Ha ha
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We've got a store full of inventory
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Hook you up with a new butt, end of story
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We've got a¢æ©«My Humps.a¢æ? We got a¢æ©«Badunkadunk.a¢æ?
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We've got a¢æ©«Bootyliciousa¢æ? and a¢æ©«Junk in the Trunk.a¢æ?
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The type of butt that rappers sing of
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And if you're ol' school, we got the a¢æ©«Pumps and a Bump.a¢æ?
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We've got miles of booty
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Warehouse of booty
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White girl booty that's cute and snooty
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We've got the ass of Kardashian
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We've got the Jennifer Lopez if that's your plan
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We've got the Shakira, the Beyonce
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We've got the Matthew McConaughey
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a¢æ|wait what?
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Our booty selection is second to none
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We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt
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You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class
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But who needs all that when you gotta nice ass?
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Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
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We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt
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You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that
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When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass
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Everybody say
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Booty (Booty!)
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Booty (Booty!)
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This store sells booty
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(Butt cheeks)
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Booty (Booty!)
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Booty (Booty!)
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This store sells booty
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(Make that ass clap)
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Come on, ladies
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I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos
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Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
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Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake it
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Everybody in the place will pray for you to get naked
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We've got an abundance of asses so tan
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They'll make a catholic preacher say a¢æ©«god damn!a¢æ?
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And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend
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We've got a couple of asses in the bargain bin
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We've got a variety of booty
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If you like a¢æ?em bizarre
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We can make you an ass that can play guitar like
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Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
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We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt
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You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that
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When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass
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Everybody say
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Booty (Booty!)
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Booty (Booty!)
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This store sells booty
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(Butt cheeks)
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Booty (Booty!)
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Booty (Booty!)
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This store sells booty
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(Make that ass clap)
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So, come on down ladies
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Our booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highway
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Right next to the Chuckie Cheese
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Come on
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Let's do this
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Put that ass on layaway
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Booty Store
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Your Favorite Martian |