It was a Friday night and I wanted to go out to a brand new club in town,
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a discotheque I'd heard about through a friend of mine, who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
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and then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door!
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He waved us in and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector; he was handling records in the DJ booth,
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asking which was the best selection to make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West.
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And the Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon, right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon.
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That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' up in the dance club, partying with all these villains.
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
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All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
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Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those hoes kiss, I laughed at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks.
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And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula; the two were making out and touching tentacles.
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Then Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound; they were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown.
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CHRIS BROWN??? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club, seriously!
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And Megatron, he was getting it on, he was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:
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"Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling. That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains.
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
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All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
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That's when I saw her there, from across the room: Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom.
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Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away. And she was with some Joker - the dude was probably gay.
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And Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka, me and Jabba tossed them back like "Oooga chaca!"
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I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer, and I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her.
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Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay, I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "Yo, pardon me."
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I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin' up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain.
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
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I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
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All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
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Club Villain
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Your Favorite Martian |