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Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
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I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp
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Her body was bangin'
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This chick was built with great parts (whistles)
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Then she was beautiful, I didn't really know her
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But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor
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I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body
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But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty
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Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank
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It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank
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To get away from the stank
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I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she's hot
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But I don't even know if I can do this
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Cuz she smells like R. Kelly's date mixed with raw sewage
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Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouth
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She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I'm out
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She's ridiculously fine!
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So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh
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I gotta admit she knocked me off my feet
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Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat
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She said a¢æ©«Puff, I really like you, and I'd rally be embarrassed
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if you didn't peep my heritage and meet my parents.a¢æ?
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So I drove to their house, and I parked the car
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And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar
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And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents' house
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I started gagging' like I had a pubic hair in my mouth
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Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? a¢æ©«Yes!a¢æ?
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Her mom stank like Lady Gaga's old ass meat dress
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a¢æ©«Paparazzi!a¢æ? Shut up, this shit ain't funny!
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Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman's onesy
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Her mom made us dinner and I couldn't even eat it
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Cuz she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady's cleavage
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I really like this girl, but I feel like givin' in
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To To To be honest she smells like an Indian
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a¢æ©«Hey, that's not funny!a¢æ?
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No, no I mean like Indian food
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Like curry smells bad, Indian food!
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a¢æ©«You're a dick!a¢æ?
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And now she wants to get serious
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I don't know what it is
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But if I don't get away from the smell
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Imma throw myself off a bridge
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I gotta end it!
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She smells like Venus Williams' panties after playin' tennis
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There's no way that I can win this
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We go out to eat before we even get a seat
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She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street
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Like a fuckin' fire drill
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They skip their entire meal
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Yo Deejay should I leave her, or should I try and chill?
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Ah! I've had worse [3x]
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Smash that ass anyway
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Ah! I've had worse
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Puff, plug your nose and smash that ass anyway
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Naw, I think I'm gonna leave her and I wish her the best
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But somebody needs to tell her that she's Dookie Fresh
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So yeah it didn't work out
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I mean, that girl smelled like Chewbacca's ass
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Wait, waita¢æ| Oh.
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Well, maybe it was me
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a¢æ©«Yeah, I told you you're a dick!a¢æ?
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