It was a weekend, and you can't stop
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Us from going to the local dance spot.
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Instead of drinking imported beers,
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Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.
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We popped the top. We know what was in it.
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Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
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Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic.
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I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget.
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Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
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And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
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Oh snap! And what made it worse
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Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.
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Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass.
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He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
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Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
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Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.
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Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
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Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
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I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick.
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These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.
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Little children, near and far
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Don't know where your parents are.
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Cry directly in this jar.
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I will drink it at the bar.
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Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
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I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.
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(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)
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I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!"
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He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.
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I ran to the bathroom. Everything's in slow mo.
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I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
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I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange.
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Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things.
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Little children, near and far
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Don't know where your parents are.
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Cry directly in this jar.
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I will drink it at the bar.
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Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
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The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
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Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
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I said the most expensive thing on the menu.
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She came back with a glass of liquid.
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I said, I asked for something different.
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This looks like a normal beer.
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She said, no it's Orphan Tears.
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Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
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Whole club looking like a forest.
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DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
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Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.
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I tried to run to the bathroom but when
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I did I felt a vacuum suction.
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Pulling me back slow
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Dance floor turned into a black hole.
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Spinning around horribly.
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Feeling like Dorothy.
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Woke up and was still at home.
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Orphan Tears got us in the zone.
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Little children, near and far
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Don't know where your parents are.
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Cry directly in this jar.
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I will drink it at the bar.
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Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on
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Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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[x2]
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Orphan Tears
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Your Favorite Martian |