Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
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Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
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Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
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But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
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Grandma, Grandma [4x]
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Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
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Grandma, Grandma [3x]
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Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home.
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Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone.
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So, I set her up a Facebook and gave the address.
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To my friends and I asked them all to send a request.
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And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild,
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But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
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And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall.
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Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
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Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
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Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
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But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
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Grandma, Grandma [4x]
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Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
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Grandma, Grandma [3x]
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Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed
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Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
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And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed.
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And they all liked her comment cause they're wack and I'm mad.
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Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too
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Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes.
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I wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce.
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My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice.
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Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
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Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
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Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
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But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
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Grandma, Grandma [4x]
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Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
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Grandma, Grandma [3x]
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I checked my Facebook daily.
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I get a friend request from this old ass lady.
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I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie.
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She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly.
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I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
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Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
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I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
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Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
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Butterscotch my balls
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Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
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I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish.
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Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
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Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
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Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
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But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.
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Grandma, Grandma [4x]
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Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
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Grandma, Grandma [3x]
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Grandma Got A Facebook
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