You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
|
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
|
|
Hey Mr. DoucheBag, why's your ego so massive?
|
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside.
|
You don't need those sunglasses.
|
Yeah we all remember that hot chick
|
You hooked up with once
|
Ccause you went on to brag about it for months and months.
|
|
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
|
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
|
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
|
Telling all your douchebag friends that you "still got game."
|
|
Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
|
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
|
Why can't you see that!
|
|
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
|
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
|
|
Dear Mr. DoucheBag
|
Do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
|
Or boast about high school rugby
|
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee".
|
|
And why you got to complain every single time you're not getting laid.
|
You douchebags are a lot of the same.
|
"Dude let's go. This place is full of grenades"
|
Always trying to look cool, like it's a full time career.
|
That's why your Facebook pic shows you chugging a beer.
|
Got your gold chain and your wife-beater on
|
So you can fist pump your way to the tanning salon.
|
|
Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
|
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
|
Why can't you see that!
|
|
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
|
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
|
|
Inconsiderate, ignorant
|
You drink you get belligerent,
|
You think anybody finds you amusing?
|
No, no, no. Not even a little bit.
|
You always find a way to stop all the fun
|
Like, when you scream "party foul" at the top of your lungs.
|
|
Dear Mr. DoucheBag,
|
I caught you bragging again.
|
Trust me man, nobody gives a damn what frat you were in.
|
You claim you hang with celebrities when you don't know any at all.
|
"But dude I'm totally banging George Clooney's sister in law."
|
|
No you're not a¢æ¡° come on.
|
|
Dear Mr. DoucheBag.
|
We all agree that you are a dumbass.
|
Why can't you see that!
|
|
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
|
You're a douchebag, do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douchebag.
|
|
Hitting on other girls when yours is in the room.
|
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag
|
|
Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk.
|
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag
|
|
Refusing to let go when she says no.
|
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag
|
|
Cut me off in traffic then flipping me the bird
|
You're a douchebag do-douchebag do-do-do-do-do-douche bag
|
|
"Dude it's George Clooney's sister in law, I swear,
|
Come on, where the hell is my protein shake?"
|
|
-----------------
|
Mr. DoucheBag
|
Your Favorite Martian |