Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight
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Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight
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I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint
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Cause I was broke but my focal point was
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This wasn't no regular bar
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It was a spot where robots were ready to spar
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And one night Megatron rolled in
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He ordered Pennzoil
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Drank it straight from a can
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His plan was to go and get wasted again
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Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand
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Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
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Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight
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Now Megatron was
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Rambunctious, hoping to lay
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That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid
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He said, a¢æ©«Hey, baby. Can I lube your parts?
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We can put our metal together, produce a spark.a¢æ?
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Now, she was praying for a man to defend her from the offender
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Her friend Bender walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in the jaw
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Then he saw Dr. Robotnik
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And Robotnik was about to attack
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And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin' a¢æ©«I'll be back.a¢æ?
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Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years
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Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears
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Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
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Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight
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Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right
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And he screamed, a¢æ©«It's a robot bar fight.a¢æ?
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And Robocop busted in to stop a¢æ?em
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Started shooting at Robotnik
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Blaka! Blaka!
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Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus
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One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis
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Before Robocop could say he was sorry
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In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E
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Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset
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Took Robocop's gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck
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And everybody ran.
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He was fixin' to shoot at R2 and C3PO kissin' in a booth
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Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
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Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight
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Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
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Oh snap! It's a robot bar fight (You ain't never seen them)
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Oh no! It's a robot bar fight
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Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped
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He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap
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Every single robot left in the place
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Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space
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Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up
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So I fled out the back with Maria
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She wasn't hurt except a scratch on her shoulder
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So I took her back to my home and I boned her
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Or maybe I just make all that up
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Robot Bar Fight
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