Ha ha ha ha!
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It's been a while since you felt my felt,
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But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt.
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Always got me stressin'.
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Always keeping me guessin'.
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I'm like a Snuffleupagus a fuckin' depressive
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And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
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Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?
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Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo.
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This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U. (whoooo)
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This is exactly what I'd said I'd do.
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My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude.
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Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?
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I feel like Kermit the Frog, cause I was fu(beep)cing a pig
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And I'll gonna take back my money spent, every nickle
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So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (ha ha)
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Cause I ain't puttin up with your shit man! Fuck it!
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So get your hand out of my ass, bitch, cause I ain't your Puppet
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Girl I'm not your puppet
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Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
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Girl I'm not your puppet hey
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Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
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Girl I'm not your puppet ho
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Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
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Girl I'm not your puppet hey
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Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
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I'm sorry. I believe you mistook me
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For a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookies
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I'm moving on. (ha-ha)
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It ain't a question to me.
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I'll fuck all the other muppets on Sesame Street.
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I'll fuck that redhead from Lamp Chop with the Fro'
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Upload the video, so you can watch it and know
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That you're not a unique snowflake
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You're just another chick
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And you ain't jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick
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I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste
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If you didn't ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes.
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Will I get over it?
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Probably, but
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First. I think I'll fuck your fat friend Jabba the slut!
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And it's sad, cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last.
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Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch, and you're sorta white trash
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Now I don't give a fuck if you move to Nuntucket!
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But get your hand out my ass!
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I ain't your puppet.
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Girl I'm Not your puppet
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Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
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Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
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Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
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Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
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Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
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Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
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Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
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Break it down LampChop Style!
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This is a relationship that needs to end.
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Oh yeah! You and I will never be friends.
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One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
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And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.
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This is a relationship that needs to end
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Oh, yeah, you and I will never be friends.
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One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
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And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.
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Girl I'm Not your puppet
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Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
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Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
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Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
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Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
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Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
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Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
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Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
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One, yes, one
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Two timing bitch!
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Ah, ah, a
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Puppet Break-Up
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