I don't know if you're aware
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but your kids suck ass
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If you need someone to whip a¢æ?em then,
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haa¢æ| just ask 'cause
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They ain't as perfect
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as you say they is.
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They ain't perfect at all.
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You're raising Bebe's kids.
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I'm sorry. I don't know you.
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I don't mean to get pissy
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but you need to discipline
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your bratty kids, you hippy.
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Like c'mere you little jerk.
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Taste the back of my palm!
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But you ain't my daddy!
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Nah! But I'm doing your mom!
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Now I know you think they're angels,
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but they're driving me insane.
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I'll punch a baby in the face
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just for cryin' on a plane.
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Cause I don't mess around.
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You need to control a¢æ?em or I'll lose it.
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But I made you a drawing.
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Shut the fuck up, kid.
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That's stupid.
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Now Imma get my truck.
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Imma load all my boys in back.
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Imma find out where you live
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and break all your toys in half.
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And I know it ain't your birthday,
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but when nobody's lookin'
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Imma give you a little present.
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What?
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An ass-whoopin'!!
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Please may I whip your kids.
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Whip your kids.
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Please may I whip your kids.
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Whip your kids.
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Please may I whip your kids.
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I wanna whip your kids.
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Please let me whip your kids.
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Please I wanna whip your kids.
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I whip your kids.
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Please
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I whip your kids.
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I wanna whip your kids.
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I never ever thought I'd say a kid deserved
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to get hit but it's obvious time-out
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ain't working for shit!
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Yeah, I've seen your parenting style.
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It ain't all that.
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You gotta hit the little brat with a whiffle ball bat.
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a¢æ?Cause this is obviously more than
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just a youthful rebellion.
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You gotta belt the little hellions
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with a belt when they're yellin'
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Cause you don't want me to do it cause
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I'll paint their little brains all over
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the wall when I spank a¢æ?em with a chainsaw.
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And why are they acting wild and loose?
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If they deserve the ass-whoopin',
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it ain't child abuse.
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When I'm tryin' to buy groceries,
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and they're muckin' up my style.
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They're like drunkin' little midgets
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runnin' up and down the aisle.
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Touching everything in sight,
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and geez for Christ's sake
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I think one of a¢æ?em just stuck
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his little penis in my cake.
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And now Imma have to put it back
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and get a new one. And it bugs me.
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But mommy says I'm beautiful.
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Shut the fuck up kid you're ugly!
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Please may I whip your kids.
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Whip your kids.
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Please may I whip your kids.
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Whip your kids.
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Please may I whip your kids.
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I wanna whip your kids.
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Please let me whip your kids.
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Please I wanna whip your kids.
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Please let me whip your kids.
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I whip your kids.
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Please
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I whip your kids.
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I wanna whip your kids.
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Please let me whip your children.
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Please let me whip your kids.
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I can't stand kids misbehaving,
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running around and disobeying.
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All they need is a kick in the pants.
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A punt in the butt.
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A lesson that will finally shut a¢æ?em up!
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Please let me whip your children.
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Please let me whip your kids.
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Please may I whip your kids.
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Whip your kids.
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Please may I whip your kids.
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Whip your kids.
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I gotta whip!
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I gotta whip!
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Get em out of the way.
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Please may I whip your kids.
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I wanna whip your kids.
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Please let me whip your kids.
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Please I wanna whip your kids.
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Please let me whip your kids.
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I whip your kids.
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Please
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I whip your kids.
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I wanna whip your kids.
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Oh, come on people, it's a joke.
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We would never hit anyone's kid, come on!
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I love kids!
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Come here and give me a hug you little rugrats!
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Hey, what, what the, what?
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Whip Yo Kids
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Your Favorite Martian |