We like them girls with functioning vaginas
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Functioning vaginas
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Functioning vagina-ginas
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We like them girls with at least two limbs
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At least two fuckin' limbs
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And one is a leg - what!
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We like them girls who can write their name
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Write it on a piece of paper
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They can write their name, right
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We like them girls with functioning vaginas
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Functioning vaginas
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Functioning vagina-ginas
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I don't give a damn if a dame is ugly as sin
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With a bunch of scruff on her chin
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And one functioning limb
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She could have a hundred babies
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From maybe 80 babies' daddies
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And crazy acne
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I don't need a babe to make me happy
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She could be a Russian with a husband
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Or even my second cousin
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As long as she doesn't bust on my lovin'
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End of discussion
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She could be dyslexic
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With pits that are wretched
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I'll even have sex if she's pregnant
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As long as her vagina ain't an arid desert
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(Wow)
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We like them girls with functioning vaginas
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Functioning vaginas
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Functioning vagina-ginas
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We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
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Give 'em some food and they know what to do next
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We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab
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Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab
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We like them girls with functioning vaginas
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Functioning vaginas
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Functioning vagina-ginas
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I need a girl
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Who can blow her nose and count her toes
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And doesn't need help puttin' on her clothes
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Walks on the sidewalk, not in the street
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Can at least get flip-flops on her feet
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A girl that can form real words with her mouth
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And color inside the lines
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Pass a first grade reading and math test
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Don't gotta do the best
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She's potty trained and don't mess on the floor
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I want her to speak
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[Whisper:] But less is more
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Know how to think
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Know how to blink
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Hey girl, whatcha sweatin' me for?
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The type of girl I can take outside
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My standards ain't that high
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A girl that can make out shapes
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And knows that rain comes from the sky
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(Yeah)
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We like them girls with functioning vaginas
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Functioning vaginas
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Functioning vagina-ginas
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We like them girls with at least two limbs
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At least two fuckin' limbs
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And one is a leg - what!
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We like them girls who can write their name
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Write it on a piece of paper
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They can write their name, right
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We like them girls with functioning vaginas
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Functioning vaginas
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Functioning vagina-ginas
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Girl, you could have A.D.D.
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(A.D.D.)
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But I'll date you if you know your abc's
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(Hell yeah)
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I need a girl
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We like them girls with functioning vaginas
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Functioning vaginas
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Functioning vagina-ginas
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We like them girls who can eat food, eat food
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Give 'em some food and they know what to do next
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We like them girls that don't stab, don't stab
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Don't stab, don't stab, don't stab
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We like them girls with functioning vaginas
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Functioning vaginas
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Functioning vagina-ginas
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We Like Them Girls
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Your Favorite Martian |