You said I will build you a bed of cactus,
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Where you can sleep when the night is too sharp.
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I said I will cover you with wax and light your hair like a wick,
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When the night is too cold.
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You don't think of me as often as I'd like you to,
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But when you do it's of me looking for you on the ship.
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The plane I am waiting on has your face printed on the wings,
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When it crashes I'll eat the paint off.
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I'm gonna spank your ass so hard you'll hate the wigmaster,
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But I'll put two pillows on your dining room chair.
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You're like a parrot,
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Something that belongs to me and not to you.
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Loneliness isn't being alone,
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It's when someone loves you and you don't have it in you to love them back.
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Look at my hair,
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It's a dirty little mop crying for you to send it away.
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All a guy needs is a chance to pull off my clothes and snicker,
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Try harder.
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If you mail me a toy I'll use it but that's the most I have to offer.
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Do you want to see my panties is the last thing I'll ever say to you.
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I want to finger every teenager I see is the last thing you say to me.
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Don't make fun of my night out.
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The Wigmaster
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Xiu Xiu |