You said, "I'll build you a bed of cactus where you could sleep when the night is too sharp."
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I said, "I'll cover you with wax and light your hair like a wick when the night is too cold."
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You don't think of me as often as I'd like you to,
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But when you do it's of me looking for you on the ship.
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The plane I'm waiting on has your face printed on the wings,
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When it crashes I'll eat the paint off.
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I'm going to spank your ass so hard you'll hate the wig master,
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But I'll put two pillows on your dining room chair.
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You're like a parrot, something that belongs to me and not to you.
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Loneliness isn't being alone, it's when someone loves you and you don't have it in you to love them back.
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Look at my hair, it's a dirty little mop crying for you to send it away.
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All a guy needs is a chance to pull off my clothes and snicker, "try harder."
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If you mail me a toy, I'll use it, but that's the most I have to offer.
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"Do you want to see my panties?" is the last thing I'll ever say to you.
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"I want to finger every teenager I see," is the last thing you'll say to me.
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Don't make fun of my night out.
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Wig Master
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Xiu Xiu |