Happy holidays
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Cuts like razor blades
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when you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas
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Felis la-di-da
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Comes off like Ha ha ha (echo)
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When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas
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I spent my whole paycheck on you
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Now I can't afford any food
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I'm drinking cheap beer
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There's no holiday cheer for me on Christmas
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Irreconcilable differences
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why must we go through all this again (echo)
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Now I'm wrecking the halls
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with spray paint & paint balls on Christmas
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No more carolers outside
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I'd rather commit suicide
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then hang out with your relatives
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one more fucking time
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to decorate the tree
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with things that don't mean shit to me
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besides you took all the ornaments
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when we called it quits
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I'm not returning any of your calls
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'cause everyone has gone and pissed me off
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and I'm taking back all your presents for Christmas
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Happy holidays
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Cuts like razor blades
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when you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas
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Felis la-di-da
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Comes off like Ha ha ha (echo)
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When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas
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Got a hospital bill from your boyfriend
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Seasons greetings card from your lawyer
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if that's not rubbing salt in a wound
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then I don't know what fucking is
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I'm not returning any of your calls
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'cause everyone has gone and pissed me off
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and I'm taking back all your presents for Christmas
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Holiday In Splitsville
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The Wish You Weres |