{*gospel singers harmonize in the background*}
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[The Rock]
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Mmm... mm mm mm
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You know the Rock's gonna tell you a little story
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You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell you anyway
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It's tough to be the Rock, ah nah nah shut your mouth
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No no, it really is (oh yes)
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Even though the Rock is, the Rock is
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THE MOST, electrifying man in all of showbiz (oh yes)
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You see when the Rock gets too much (too much)
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Too much of the fame and, and all the bright lights (too much)
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He likes to kick back and, have a slice of that
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unadulterated, delight
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[Slick Rick]
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Welcome to Rick's bakery, can I help..
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Wait a minute, aren't you the famous Rock?
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[The Rock]
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Yeah the Rock, the People's Champ in the house
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What's happenin Slick?
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[Slick Rick]
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My God hey how ya doin guy?
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Look you gotta take a picture with me 'fore you leave guy
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[The Rock]
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Oh whoa whoa the Rock don't want to take pictures
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The Rock just wants a piece of pie
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You got any of that in this bakery?
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[Slick Rick]
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Oh, I got every kind of pie you can think of
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I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie
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[The Rock]
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Blueberry - what?
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[Slick Rick]
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I got peaches
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[The Rock]
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Ah no no no, whoa whoa whoa
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Actually Slick, it doesn't matter what type of pie you have
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Let the Rock tell you a little story, about pie
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[The Rock - rapping] + (Slick Rick)
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Drivin down South though quickly aroused
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When my car caught a flat near this old farm house
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I hope somebody's home, takin a chance at it
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Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered it
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(You're the Rock!) Can I use your phone? (I'm shakin)
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(Sure, if you try some of this pie I'm bakin)
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Daisy Duke shorts on, five foot stood
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Said sure - what the heck, I mean it did smell good
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(So when she called Rock in the kitchen, towards the vapor)
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There's her grandmother, aunt, and her Chinese neighbor?!
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[The Rock]
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Oh the Rock is gonna tell ya again
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See it's tough to be the Rock (oh yes)
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Oh yeah, the Rock knows, that might sound crass (oh yes)
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Oh and by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room
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You can ALL come kiss the Rock's ass! (oh yes)
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Cause you know after the Rock lays the smack down (too much)
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On some big ugly hermaphrodite (too much)
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The Rock needs a little distraction
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And a slice, sounds just right
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[The Rock - rapping] + (Slick Rick)
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(The Rock said) Thanks ladies (and more kind words)
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(Grandmother said) Be polite, eat mine first
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So I sat down, tried hers, she looked quite glad
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Had a strange taste of mold, but it wasn't so bad
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(That's right!) The Rock havin pie in the country
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Devoured hers, her aunt's, and still I was hungry
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(That's all Rock said?) Bored and readin the papers
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'Til FINALLY, a plate of the next door neighbor's
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Gulped it down fast, cause it really did please
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(I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talking Chinese)
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Ching-bong-bing-yao-moya-AIYYYYY! Dat good pie
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(Oh that's the pie you was talkin about)
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[The Rock]
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Oh yeah, the Rock knows the millions can smell it now
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It's tough to be the Rock (oh yes)
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No no no NO, it really is (oh yes)
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Because you all know the Rock is THE MOST
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electrifying, man in all of showbiz (oh yes)
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You see when the Rock gets too much (too much)
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Too much of the fame and all the bright lights (too much)
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He loves to kick back and have a slice
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No no no no no, the Rock is gonna eat the WHOLE DAMN PIE!
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(Sweet! Sweet! Lah dahhhhhhh)
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The Rock & Slick Rick - Pie (The Rock)
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