So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak
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Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak
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You just found out your toilet's overflowed
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And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode
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But
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I'll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall)
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I'll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall)
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I'll repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)
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Your washer's busted and your faucet drips all night
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You got some termites with a healthy appetite
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Well have no fear, I'll patch up every hole
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And I'm licensed and I'm bonded, even se habla espanol
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So
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I'll repair for you (when your doorknob is loose)
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I'll repair for you (when your plunger's no use)
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I'll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)
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I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle
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You got a leaky shower, I'll be there in an hour
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With stucco, bricks and plaster, I am a Jedi master
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We'll help you through your crisis
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Check out our low, low prices too, yeah
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Your floors are sagging and your plumbing's shot
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But if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat
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I'll repair for you, anything that you need
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I'll repair for you, and my word's guaranteed
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I'll repair for you, I'll rewire it too
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I'll repair for you
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I'll repair for you
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I'll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw
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I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
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Weird Al Yankovic |