Oh, the sand keeps falling from the hourglass
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and there's no way you're gonna slow it down.
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You say we gotta treasure each moment,
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who knows how long we're gonna be around.
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Yeah, you keep on tellin' me life is short,
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and it's hard to disagree with what you say.
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But if time is so precious why you wastin' mine?
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'Cause I'm always reading, always deleting
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every useless piece of garbage that you send my way.
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Every stupid hoax, all those corny jokes.
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Stop forwarding that crap to me.
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Well I don't need tons, of cring-inducing puns.
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Stop forwarding that crap to me.
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No it isn't okay, if you brighten my day.
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With some cut and pasted hackneyed hallmark poetry.
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And I didn't request a personality test.
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Stop forwarding that crap to me.
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You're sending virus-laden bandwith-hogging attachments
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to every single person you know.
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You're passin' around a link to some dumb thing on youtube.
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That everybody else already saw three years ago.
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And wacky, badly, photoshopped billboards
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were never that amusing to me.
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And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
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But I have high hopes, someone'll point you toward snopes
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and debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly.
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No, I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
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Stop forwarding that crap to me.
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Send more top ten lists and I'll slash my wrists.
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Please stop forwarding that crap to me.
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Well, I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant.
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And I don't want a Neiman Marcus cookie recipe.
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Won't you kindly refrain, because it's hurting my brain.
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Stop forwarding that crap to me.
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Like glittery hearts and unicorns
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and pictures of somebody's cat.
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Now tell me...in what alternate reality
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would I care about something like that?
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And by the way, your quotes from George Carlin
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aren't really George Carlin.
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Mr. Rogers never fought the Vietcong.
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And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing.
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And I highly doubt some dead girl's gonna kill me if I don't pass your letter aloooong!
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Well, now. I know you're wishin', I'll sign your petition.
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But stop forwarding that crap to me.
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And I don't want to read your series on conspiracy theories.
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Just stop forwarding that CRAP to me.
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And your two million loser friends all laugh my adress now
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because you never figured out the way to BCC.
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Now I've gotta insist, take me off of your list.
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Stop forwarding that crap to me.
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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Just stop it now.
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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Oooh, no.
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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Ooooohhhhhh!
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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I can't take it.
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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Aw, please?!
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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You gotta stop.
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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Right now!
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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I'm not kidding!
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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At the risk of being slightly repitious I'm
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gonna ask you now to stop!
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(Stop)!
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Sendin' me that!
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(Crap)!
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I don't want it!
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Don't send it to me, don't send it to me.
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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Just stop.
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(Stop forwarding that crap to me).
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Oooh!
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Stop forwarding that craaaaap to me!
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To me!
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(AHHHHHH)!
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Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
