This is a story I'll never forget
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About the day my new car got hit
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It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
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When I heard the crash I got mad as hell
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Cruising down the highway fast not slow
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Ninety miles an hour in my five point o
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People waving at me cause they know who I am
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Alpine stereo blasting a jam
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Put the top down said my girlfriend
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Then my damn hat blew off in the wind
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I got kind of mad cause it's the hat I just bought
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I should of put her out it was all her fault
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Day was Friday date was the tenth
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My girl was looking good on her strength
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She smacked my hand when I put it on her knee
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I said hit me again and I'll break your wrist
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That day I dressed all in white
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Taking my girl to Palm Springs for the night
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I was hoping I could find a short cut
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I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt
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There was this lady in a pinto coup
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About ninety years old I could tell by the droop
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Driving all fast border line insane
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Glasses so thick couldn't stay in her lane
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I swerved left and I swerved right
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But she was still tale gating me too damn tight
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To the left lane I tried to switch then
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You saw my blinker bitch
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We both pulled off on the side of the road
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I was hot ready to explode
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The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
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Was I was 21 and she was ninety years old
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Then the police came turned the lights off
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The lady started crying and the cop got soft
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The cop said oh it'll be okay
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Wrinkled old bag looking like a sharpe
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I said wait what's going on cap
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Her cars fine my cars all wrecked
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Then I saw what happened in the crash
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Her dentures came out got stuck in the dash
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You hit me I didn't hit you
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Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
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It's your fault you caused all this
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You saw my blinker bitch
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Wednesday, October the fourth
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That's when we got our day in court
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That lady destroyed my case
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When she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
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I jumped up I said you must be joking
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Come on judge her neck ain't broken
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Well I'll be damned
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Wrinkled old bag started crying on the stand
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The bailiff grabbed me slammed me on the ground
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Judge said boy you better come down
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Aren't you one of them damn rap singers
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Yeah, then I gave him the finger
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Judge held me contempt of court
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For giving him the finger and things of that sort
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Anything to say before you're dismissed
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Just one you saw my blinker bitch
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You Saw My Blinker
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Will Smith |