Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!
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Step right up! I'm a reasonable guy!
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Don't be frightened by the look in my eye;
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I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
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Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place,
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I'm just a fish outta water from outer space.
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You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,
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So why don't you be a pal... and bring me some BRAINS!?
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Go down to your neighbor's place.
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See the dull expression on his face?
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You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me:
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He ain't using his brain, he's just watching TV!
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Go down to Mr. McGee's:
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He hasn't had a thought since '43.
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His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
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He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
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Brains, brains, I won't lie!
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I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
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Sure they might think it's deranged,
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But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.
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Brains, brains, it's okay!
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It's not a matter if it isn't gray.
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And if at first they thinks it's strange,
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they won't think twice if they don't have a brain!
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Go down to the Won-Ton Shop,
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My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
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I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
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And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
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Creep into the donut stop,
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Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
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Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea,
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And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
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Brains, brains, I won't lie!
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I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
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Sure they might think it's deranged,
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But they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.
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Brains, brains, it's okay!
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It's not a matter if it isn't gray.
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And if at first they thinks it's strange,
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they won't think twice if they don't have a brain!
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Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...
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My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em.
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Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
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They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
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No time to cook 'em in a skillet.
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My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
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I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em,
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I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em!!! (ohhhhhhh...)
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You've been swell to go around
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And bring me every single brain in town
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But with all these brains, I can't help but think
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That there isn't one left out there to drink.
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Now fess up, boy, come on, heck!
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Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
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Bring her down here to meet her end
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And I promise I'll be your bestest friend.
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Brains, brains, I won't lie,
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I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.
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Sure she might think it's deranged
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But she won't give it a thought
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After I've eaten her brain.
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BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
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It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
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And if at first she thinks it's strange,
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she won't think twice
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If she don't have a brain!
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Brains.....
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Bring me her brain.....
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Bring me her brain!
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Bring me her brain!
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Brains!
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Voltaire |