[Phone Rings Twice]
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Hello?
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What¡¯s crackin' man?
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Shit man, what's goin' on man?
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Chillin', chillin'
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Yeah man, shit how'd that shit go the other day man?
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What that movie?
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Yeah, man
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Yo, that shit was a good ass movie, man
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Yo man, hey, have you seen Brad Pitt lately?
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Nah I think the last shit I seen from him was uh...
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Shit what was it?
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Uh...
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Inglorious Bastards
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Brad Pitt lookin' good as a mo' fucker man, no homo
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Huh?
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Nah, I-I'm sayin' no homo, you know but h- he looks good anyways whatever
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Yeah, man, shit
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So what you gettin' into?
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Shit man, probly hittin' the club get on these bitches nigga, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
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Shit!
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I feel you man, I feel you
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Yo, remember the, uh, other day when we were over at Visions?
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Yeah, yeah, that shit was jumpin' man them hoes was crazy, boy
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Yo remember that dude with his shirt off and shit?
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That mo' fucker looked good as a mo' fucker too
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I mean no homo, of course
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Huh?
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I mean you know what I'm sayin' no hom- man, whatever
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Shit
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Shit, where your girl at?
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Shit man, she outta town, you know how that go, nigga, shit; hey I'm finna get on these bitches now, nigga, shit
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Oh, word, I was gonna say, yo me and a couple of the fellas man we...
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We was windin' to come through man, chill, you know?
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I got this new lotion, do some, uh, shoulder massages, you know?
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Some deep tissue massages?
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Hold on, ooh, ooh!
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I mean no homo of course man, no homo, bro
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Anyways wha- whatever man it- it's all good
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Uh-uh, fuck that man, shit nah
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Hey you sti- you still into, uh, football?
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Oh, fuck yeah nigga, Falcons all day, nigga, shit
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Falcons?
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Shit!
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Hell yeah nigga!
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Yeah
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Hey you seen that picture of Brett Farve's dick?
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Uh, nah, nigga, shit, what?
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Nah, me- You know what I'm sayin' that di- his dick was...
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I mean you know hey, the man's packin', no homo, but you know what I'm sayin'
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You feel me?
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Nah, nigga, I don't feel you at all on that
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Nah, like I was lookin'
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It was there, I mean I was like, it's there
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I can't help but look at it...
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No homo, definitely no homo
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Yeah, you fucked up
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Anyways whatever, man shit
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Let's get off here
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Yeah, man shit
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Ah, hey man, lemme uh..
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Shit I think I'mma hit you back man
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Shit, uh...
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Hey man?
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Whassup man?
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Hey, how you feelin' lately man?
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Shit, I'm...
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I'm cool man, I'm just...
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You know...
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Just tryna find some pussy, and dude you know
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I feel you man, but you know anytime you wanna talk man, we can get together, you know?
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One-on-one, girls away, you know, me and you?
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We can hang out a lil' bit, you feel me?
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Uh...
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Just, you know we gotta bond a little bit, get closer, you feel me?
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No homo involved du- you know?
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Lemme hit you back, man shit
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Hey, my momma called, man, ok, I gotta go, man
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[?]
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A¡¯ight, I'll holler at you
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No Homo Phone Call
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Jarren Benton |