When I'm old will I still say shit?
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When I'm old will I still look at porn? A little bit.
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Will I still have sex?
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Correction, try and have sex with a flaccid erection.
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Wearing a dumb cap, doing shitty rap.
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Maybe I'll be fucking awesome and get papped.
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Rolling in a jaguar, popping the Viagra.
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Fella's ya jealous, my ladies make me look like Hefner.
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I wake up different girl each time.
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I don't know her name though, Alzheimer's.
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I wake up different girl each time.
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Oh shit I've done the same bit again, Alzheimer's.
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The Midnight Beast still raise the roof.
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Still getting clocked for the Tik Tok spoof.
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Sixty years old, still going strong.
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I'd still be dancing, but my backs gone.
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Na na na na na, when I'm older.
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Na na na na na, when I'm older.
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We'll still get intoxicated.
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Everyday inebriated.
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I'm dead.
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Just kidding!
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How else would you hear me dummy?
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I'm an antique, start bidding.
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The other pensioners look at me funny.
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Cause they know, I know I'm in town, crashing a party.
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Back of the club, horlicks, Bacardi.
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Never go home, granddaughters unhappy.
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Keep going when I fill up my nappy.
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When I'm old will I play donkey kong?
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Sitting in my armchair, sparking a bong.
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It's for glaucoma, not an addiction.
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Ask the doctor, it's prescription!
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When I'm old will I eat at hooters?
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Pull up getting head on a mobility scooter?
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Still playing FIFA, smoking the reefa.
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Gramps on tour getting wankered in Beefa!
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Na na na na na, when I'm older.
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Na na na na na, when I'm older.
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Still getting bat-shit wasted.
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Then getting resuscitated.
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When I'm old will I still look fly?
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Kissing them girls, making them cry?
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Still! Got the guns.
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Still! Got the eyebrows.
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What I'm fit? There's no need to lie now.
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Playing bowls, back of the car park.
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Gambling money.
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Buying Chino's in Primark.
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When I'm old will I still have orgys?
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Young women, in their early forties?
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Half blind, half deaf.
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The ladies love me I'm a.. G.Y.L.F.
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Grandad you'd like to (shhh).
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Let's have a game of strip, chess.
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The ladies love me cause I..
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Still got the libido, still rocking speedos.
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Banned from the pool cause I look like a peado!
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But I'm not a peado! I'm honestly not a peado!
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Na na na na na, when I'm older!
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When I'm Older
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The Midnight Beast |