If music be the food of love, I'm Gordon fucking Ramsey
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Leading it like Gandhi... I'm the Beano... you're the Dandy
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If you're bronze and silver... I'm the gold, gonna wish your Dad used a marigold
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Listen to what you're told 'cause you might learn summin'... I Matt Damon it like Good Will Hunting
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Charizard shiny... I'm quite rare
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Not big headed though it's just my hair
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If I went solo, I'd pity you fools
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Left hanging like a pair of testicles
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I am the ball sack
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More meat than a rib rack
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I'm a needle in a haystack
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Unique, me more than a junkie... needs crack
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Or more than Santa needs his sack
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I am the leader they're just the pack
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They're just the starter, I'm the main course
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Without me you're chips, with no sauce
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Luke Skywalker with no force
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A cowboy without his horse
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This band revolves around me
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Why can't you buckin' see that
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I'm the main one ('cause of the way that I dress)
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The main one ('cause I look good in a vest)
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The main one ('cause I can do Arabesque)
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The main one... The main one
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Hi there, we're The Midnight Beast
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And I'm Dru from The Midnight Beast
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I'm the oldest in The Midnight Beast
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So I'M the main one in The Midnight Beast
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I was born first
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And I grew pubes first
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I could shave and grow another beard
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By the time I finish this verse (he's hairy!)
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Like lightning... I'm scary
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Strong as a bear, but sweet like a fairy
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Go through life, like I don't have a care-y
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Allergic to Gluten... but not Dairy
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Do you still not get my case?
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Got more GaGa than Poker Face
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I got the balls that you can't replace
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So make some fucking space 'cuz
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I'm the main one ('cause of the 'fro in my hat)
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The main one ('cause of the eyebrows and that)
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The main one ('cause I'm a necrophiliac... what?)
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The main one... The main one
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Save the best till last
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You're economy... I'm first class
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You guys are dated like YOLO
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So I'm out Han Solo
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I bring the ahhh
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I bring the ohh
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I bring the scat-ba-dap-bap-ba-doo
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So you basically don't bring anything...
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I DO!... Let me put it simply, 'imma tell you
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THE GUNS
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THE MOVES
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CHECK OUT MY PACKAGE
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CHORIZO SAUSAGE
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LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS
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I'M COMING THRU
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I'M ON A MISSION TO IMPREGNATE
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EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
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I'm the main one ('cause without me you're shit)
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The main one (well your mum's got a dick)
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The main one (fuck you both then I quit)
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The main one... The main one
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This bands the only band in the world that has three main ones...
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We're all as good as each other there could never be a main one...
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...I'm the main one.
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