[includes a quote from White Christmas (Berlin)]
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I'm dreaming... (Oh no-o-o!)
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There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up
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A bomb for your daddy too (ouch.)
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A baby doll that burps & pees
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A case of airplane glue
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A hungry plastic troll
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To scarf yo buddy's arm
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A box of ugly plastic things marked:
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Uncle Bernie's Farm!
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There's a little plastic congress
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There's a nation you can buy (I'll take two.)
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There's a doll that looks like mommy
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She'll do anything but cry (I seen her.)
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There's a doll that looks like daddy
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He's a funny little man
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Push a button & ask for money
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There's a dollar in his hand (check his wallet.)
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We gotta send Santa Claus back to the Rescue Mission
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Christmas don't make it no more
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Don't you know that murder & destruction
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Scream the toys in every store (think this'll sell in New York?)
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There's a man who runs the country
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There's a man who tried to think
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And they're all made out of plastic
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When they melt they start to stink
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There's a book with smiling children
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Nearly dead with Christmas joys!
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And smiling in his office
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Is the creep who makes the toys...
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FZ: We got this car: when it hits the wall you see the guy dying... got the little plastic puddles of blood... by the car
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I'M DREAMING...
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Ray: He has intestines... he has plastic intestines you can
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stuff back into his stomach...
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FZ: There's this other thing, I've got bombs. I've got rockets, I've got a... I've got a stilson wrench & plastic brass knuckles...
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Ray: And it comes with a tape recorder with sound effects...
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FZ: We got a '39 Chevy...
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Uncle Bernie's Farm
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Frank Zappa |