feat. Ryan Lewis
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I'll always be by your side
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Even when you're not around
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Have I ever gone...?
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You get in there to break
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You're going to college
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So I'm making music hoping that Kanye puts me on
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But if I don't make it baby
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Would you be mad at me
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If I'd have shown at home
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As you stay home daddy
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Come on!
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I'll make you coffee
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And a bagel
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And another bagel
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Keep on reading that paper
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Then as off you go
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Hon you're gonna be late
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Don't forget your briefcase
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Drive safe be
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Wake up the kids, toast some toaster
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Put the raisin' bread up in the bowl
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The toast!
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Did I forget the toast?
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The toast is toasted and I burned the toast
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Start crying the kids like 'that was ...'
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Oh it's not you kids, it's me
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I'm just alone!
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Pop's a little bit stressed out
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Feeling so sensitive
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Going for a latte
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Seeing what's popping at pilates
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And then my friends are like
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'What up man? Trying to have a spa day?'
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The fuck?
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Stay home dad, that's not gay
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Ey, ey, ey, ey
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You go to work I moan the loon
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Ey, ey, ey, ey
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You make the cheese I'll bring guacos
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Ey, ey, ey, ey
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You buy the clothes I'll take them off
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Ey, ey, ey, ey
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Imma stay at home dad, this is my job
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You go girl, get that promotion
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I'll be on the sofa, collecting unemployment
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Yelling the TV, watching Maury Povich
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Quit popping that girl Maury Povich
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Who's this shitty Jones bitch?
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Shit, it's four o'clock
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Time for Oprah! (Oprah)
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The gospel of the Lord for dads who stay at home
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They know we can't get boners
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We still watch Rachel Ray
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And then we'll cook risotto
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Pick up the kids from soccer practice
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Then time for gymnastics
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Rice crispy strips and wax daddies
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I'm with my kids in the minivan
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Listening to NPR with the windows down
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Through the clothed sack
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Then there's homework, then there's time to set the place
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Cook clean, tuck the rug rats in blankets
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Then I let you down, pop two Seattles
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Put on stains and go and clench my pallets
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Is that douche? Or is you Cush just smell like flowers?
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If you'd have culets, ever met...?
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Jasmine pedicure, scented oil, imma pack this back rub
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I am Aladdin, your carpet's magic
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Your wish has been granted
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I would just like to ride your carpet outside the palace
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Now keep bringing home the green baby
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And I'll keep gonna toss it
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Ey, ey, ey, ey
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You go to work I moan the loon
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Ey, ey, ey, ey
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You make the cheese I'll bring guacos
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Ey, ey, ey, ey
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You buy the clothes I'll take them off
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Ey, ey, ey, ey
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Imma stay at home dad, this is my job
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Ladies and gentlemen we have been
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Conditioned to believe
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That we must fix in a ...
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Must match our genitalia
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Hail to the now
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And we going to work
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And willing to raise the children
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But I know
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The hardest job is maintaining the household
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So I am doing no back back
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No trades back from this back case
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For in 2010 I am staying at home
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Stay At Home Dad
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| Macklemore |
