Hey, I just pained up my eyes
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And my clothes are little big in size
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Don't you think I need elastic stretch waist bands
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My husband's forcing me to wear the pants.
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Cause I'm Jezebel, I'm Israel's king
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So don't tell me that I'm his wife!
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Oh, I'm Jezebel, I'm the one who really pulls the strings
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So don't tell me about equal rights!
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Oh, I'm happy enough right here!
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The moment that I came from Sidon
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So many Hebrews have had to run and hide
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Can't do religious things that they hold so dear,
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It's not the little king that they fear!
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Oh, I'm Jezebel, and I'm having ...
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If they want to survive, they comply!
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Oh, I'm Jezebel and the prophets won't preach
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Cause I put them to death when they try!
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Oh, I'm Jezebel, throw the good book at me
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For an unbiblical brutal crimes.
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Oh, they have a lot to fear!
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Oh, I can make it myself, dear?
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Someone just rebelled
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I just felt, hear me out,
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There's not much that's left of me!
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Oh, I'm Jezebel, there has been a conspiracy
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I took a plunge and I heard a crunch!
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Oh, I'm Jezebel, where's the rest of me?
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Well, I've a hunch dogs just at me for lunch!
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Oh, I'm Jezebel, my skull's all I see
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Elijah's won, it's over and done!
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Oh, I'm Jezebel, woe is me
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My evil's done, it's no fun perishing!
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Oh, I've had it, I'm through,
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Oh, it's sad, but quiet true
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Oh, I have a lot to fear!
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Jezebel
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