Look, I was gonna go easy on you
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Not to hurt your feelings,
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But how can you maintain a track for,
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6 minutes
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Only talking about wrapping paper.
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Just,
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A feeling I've got,
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like this could be extremely good.
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Or plain terrible.
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And if it is then
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You're trouble
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BIG TROUBLE.
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But if we are as terrible as you claim we'll be,
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We're sorry, we're really, really sorry.
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I'm begging to feel like a WRAP GOD, (WRAP GOD)
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Sellotape, blue-tack
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Put it all in a
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FAT WAD, (FAT WAD)
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Not just any other wrapper can join this WRAP SQUAD, (WRAP SQUAD)
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They said I wrap like a robot so call me wrap bot
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But for me to wrap like a computer's not ideal.
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'Cause then I get crap
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He just gift wraps.
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All my line folds, fuck an in-tag
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Here's a ruler fucking ball-sack
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Origami,
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Fuck your combat,
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Pre-made sellotape rip, so I'm on track!
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DOUBLE SIDED
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Don't make me laugh,
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I bet when you started,
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You didn't have your plan decided!
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Then it all ends up lob-sided,
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Try and take on the advice provided.
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Slickety hibberdy gibberdy shit flop,
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You don't really wanna get into a rapping match with this
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WRAPPIDY CHIP
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Packing a tag with a bag
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That the tag actually matches
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So I brag and you wave white flag
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Shape of your present ain't half bad,
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But no structure?
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It'll all sag.
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Yeah I'm liable to wrap a
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Motherfucking bicycle over
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The back of a couple a rappers
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That can't wrap a
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Motherfucking box.
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Show off...
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I'm in tip top shape,
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Made a ribbon in a floral shape
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How could I not know they're
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Coming back round
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Feel my wrap for the tap
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Wrap isn't havin' a rough time this time
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Of year,
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So let me be crystal clear!
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Imma be the only wrapper Tupac gifts,
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Small or biggie
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YEAH
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I'm begging to feel like a WRAP GOD, (WRAP GOD)
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Sellotape, blue-tack
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Put it all in a
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FAT WAD, (FAT WAD)
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Not just any other wrapper can join this WRAP SQUAD, (WRAP SQUAD)
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And you really get utensils from this wrap box (WRAP BOX)
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Everybody want the key or the secret to wrap or
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Immortality like I have got.
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I didn't always like throwin' paper
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'Cause it was a rip off
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Get it?
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RIP OFF!
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But since birth I've been cursed with this
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Curse to wrap these gifts like a purse or
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A nurse or a hearse,
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Or any other shape you could throw at me.
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I thought I should warn ya,
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It's hard to smooth out a corner,
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You're parents'll mourn ya when they
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Find you hanging by a ribbon noose in
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The corner
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According to wrappin'
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From my mum Sally, Dianne, Karen, Martha Stewert
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Gave tape for me for practicin'
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Takin' notes of the wrap that it's locked in
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It's bad enough to when they grow up, roll up
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And follow my mission
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- To meet fat man and kill all those minions
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Listening to Rockin' Robin
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When we walk in the mist of the north pole gates,
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Packed the Detroit? Ridin' on a sleigh
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Only one more sleigh has a big fat belly
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And a beard
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Show him all your pies and they're gone!
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Cliche
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You noobs think's all a game
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'Til you're matching tags with names
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Whilst you're drinking!
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Tell me what the duck you are thinking
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All mixed up little boy
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Grandma's knickers end up in the hands of ya
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Dad little boy
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You're mixed up in a massive cur of tradition
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Studying wrappers edition little boy.
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Holy crap those guys can wrap
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That's all they say little boy
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Get a pay check and a hell yeah
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And a sponsor from Paperchase every day
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Little boy
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You could say that we're making paper
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ZING
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Lime head like Don Draper
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CHING
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You're not a proper wrapper
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'Cause you're cheating with a stapler
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Basically boy you're never gonna
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Be capable to rap it up at a speed as me
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Little boy
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'Cause
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I'm begging to feel like a WRAP GOD, (WRAP GOD)
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Sellotape, blue-tack
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Put it all in a
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FAT WAD, (FAT WAD)
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Not just any other wrapper can join this WRAP SQUAD, (WRAP SQUAD)
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And you really get utensils from this wrap box (WRAP BOX)
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Bit'a turbo on your present like Los Santos (SANTOS)
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Every different occasion
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Wrapping invasion
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Birthday, Christmas,
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No persuasion
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Christening of a kid
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I don't even know
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But I bought presents though!
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And no words should be spoken
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Immaculate sci |