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Look, I was gonna go easy on you
Not to hurt your feelings,
But how can you maintain a track for,
6 minutes
Only talking about wrapping paper.
Just,
A feeling I've got,
like this could be extremely good.
Or plain terrible.
And if it is then
You're trouble
BIG TROUBLE.

But if we are as terrible as you claim we'll be,
We're sorry, we're really, really sorry.

I'm begging to feel like a WRAP GOD, (WRAP GOD)
Sellotape, blue-tack
Put it all in a
FAT WAD, (FAT WAD)
Not just any other wrapper can join this WRAP SQUAD, (WRAP SQUAD)
They said I wrap like a robot so call me wrap bot
But for me to wrap like a computer's not ideal.
'Cause then I get crap
He just gift wraps.

All my line folds, fuck an in-tag
Here's a ruler fucking ball-sack
Origami,
Fuck your combat,
Pre-made sellotape rip, so I'm on track!
DOUBLE SIDED
Don't make me laugh,
I bet when you started,
You didn't have your plan decided!
Then it all ends up lob-sided,
Try and take on the advice provided.

Slickety hibberdy gibberdy shit flop,
You don't really wanna get into a rapping match with this
WRAPPIDY CHIP
Packing a tag with a bag
That the tag actually matches
So I brag and you wave white flag
Shape of your present ain't half bad,
But no structure?
It'll all sag.
Yeah I'm liable to wrap a
Motherfucking bicycle over
The back of a couple a rappers
That can't wrap a
Motherfucking box.

Show off...

I'm in tip top shape,
Made a ribbon in a floral shape
How could I not know they're
Coming back round
Feel my wrap for the tap
Wrap isn't havin' a rough time this time
Of year,
So let me be crystal clear!
Imma be the only wrapper Tupac gifts,
Small or biggie
YEAH

I'm begging to feel like a WRAP GOD, (WRAP GOD)
Sellotape, blue-tack
Put it all in a
FAT WAD, (FAT WAD)
Not just any other wrapper can join this WRAP SQUAD, (WRAP SQUAD)
And you really get utensils from this wrap box (WRAP BOX)
Everybody want the key or the secret to wrap or
Immortality like I have got.

I didn't always like throwin' paper
'Cause it was a rip off
Get it?
RIP OFF!
But since birth I've been cursed with this
Curse to wrap these gifts like a purse or
A nurse or a hearse,
Or any other shape you could throw at me.

I thought I should warn ya,
It's hard to smooth out a corner,
You're parents'll mourn ya when they
Find you hanging by a ribbon noose in
The corner
According to wrappin'
From my mum Sally, Dianne, Karen, Martha Stewert
Gave tape for me for practicin'
Takin' notes of the wrap that it's locked in

It's bad enough to when they grow up, roll up
And follow my mission
- To meet fat man and kill all those minions
Listening to Rockin' Robin
When we walk in the mist of the north pole gates,
Packed the Detroit? Ridin' on a sleigh
Only one more sleigh has a big fat belly
And a beard
Show him all your pies and they're gone!
Cliche

You noobs think's all a game
'Til you're matching tags with names
Whilst you're drinking!
Tell me what the duck you are thinking
All mixed up little boy
Grandma's knickers end up in the hands of ya
Dad little boy
You're mixed up in a massive cur of tradition
Studying wrappers edition little boy.
Holy crap those guys can wrap
That's all they say little boy

Get a pay check and a hell yeah
And a sponsor from Paperchase every day
Little boy
You could say that we're making paper
ZING
Lime head like Don Draper
CHING
You're not a proper wrapper
'Cause you're cheating with a stapler
Basically boy you're never gonna
Be capable to rap it up at a speed as me
Little boy
'Cause

I'm begging to feel like a WRAP GOD, (WRAP GOD)
Sellotape, blue-tack
Put it all in a
FAT WAD, (FAT WAD)
Not just any other wrapper can join this WRAP SQUAD, (WRAP SQUAD)
And you really get utensils from this wrap box (WRAP BOX)
Bit'a turbo on your present like Los Santos (SANTOS)

Every different occasion
Wrapping invasion
Birthday, Christmas,
No persuasion
Christening of a kid
I don't even know
But I bought presents though!
And no words should be spoken
Immaculate sci

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