[Hook]
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We've had a hell of a ride
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But you thought we were riding to heaven
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I motherfucking lied
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So crank that funky shit to eleven
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[Verse 1]
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Photosynthetical, I want 'em botanical
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And I'm kind of theoretical
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Quantum mechanical
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Alphabetical, a word puritanical
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Not a hypothetical
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I rule tyrannical
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Tyrannical-saurus-rex
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Fuck the system
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Solar plexus
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A lone star Texas, yeah
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Too smart to be sexist, hey
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Slow it down; the shit's too quick
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Fuck it. Stick with it
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The kid is too sick to quit
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Haters: suck my dick
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Handle the candle, lick the wick
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No, stop. You're better than that
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C'mon, "mail" definition, there's a letter in that
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Spell "male" then repeat the second letter in that
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A.A. If you got a girl, go let her in that
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I said I've got a green light, Jay Gatsby
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You know leaking's just for maxi
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So leak my tracks, they're tax-free
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And that's the way it should be if you ask me
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Take this music
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Choose it, use it, fuse it
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Abuse it, lose it
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If some of you like it, sweet
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But if it's just me, then B, let's ride the beat
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Fuck it, get a bucket
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My stomach is gonna upchuck
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Texas ranger, no walker, get up, Chuck
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Pixar's dicks are slick cause they fucked up
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What? I only fuck up stuck up suck up
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Say this shit is crap, scoff
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Write me off cause I'm a white kid, tryin' to rap
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Because I'm willing to quit, I'm just gettin' the kill
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Keep killin' this shit, oh
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[Hook 2x]
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[Verse 2]
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Lyrical acrobat
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Listen, empirical mathematician, the miracle aftermath
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Is it part due to the fact that rap's elastic addict acts dismissive?
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Too smart to be dismissed
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Hey this heartbeat missed a fist,
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Kids can't cut it but they try a wrist, shit
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You got nothin' on me, I'm a nihilist
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Come on, Bo, flow
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Blow like the wind go
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Flow like the wind blow
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Blowin' out the window
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Amnesty, amnesia, I remember a window in Indonesia
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Pleased to meet ya
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I don't believe in Jesus
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Jesus please don't speed the cheese
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Please it's just what I believe
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It's not Jesus. It's Jesus, right?
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Not like it's Jeremiah Wright
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Ugh, too tight, and it's makin' you fight
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My skin Lite Brite
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Like at night what you write by
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Lord of the Rings, but I'm the Tolkien white guy
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Too dense, gotta rewind it
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Hate my brain, but too sane to mind it
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The meanings there, but as a rule of thumb
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Just hum if you're too dumb to find it
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[Hook 6x]
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Hell Of A Ride
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| Bo Burnham |
