(Intro)
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Mom: Alexander! Dinner's on the table!
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Mom: Alex!
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Alex: Yeah, alright mom, I said I'm coming!
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Alex: Gosh
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(Verse)
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I work at home in my parent's basement
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I don't troll, I make statements
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I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's
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Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
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I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
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I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
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Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
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And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice
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(Pre-Chorus)
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It's not for me? It must be wrong
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I could ignore it and move on
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But I'm a Broadband Champion
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A URL Badman
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And if you're tryna call it art
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I'll have to take it all apart
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I got a high-brow game plan
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A URL Badman
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(Chorus)
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I'm a URL Badman without empathy
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I got a high-brow game plan
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A URL Badman
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I'm a URL Badman and you're dead to me
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Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
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A URL Badman
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(Verse)
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Back to calls with no prescription
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Short-shorts with conviction
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Supreme palace, APC
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Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
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I'm a London white boy rapping ATL
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Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
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I don't like you, I think you're worthless
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I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress
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(Pre-Chorus)
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It's not for me? It must be wrong
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I could ignore it and move on
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But I'm a Broadband Champion
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A URL Badman
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And if you're tryna call it art
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I'll have to take it all apart
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I got a high-brow game plan
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A URL Badman
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(Chorus)
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I'm a URL Badman without empathy
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I got a high-brow game plan
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A URL Badman
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I'm a URL Badman and you're dead to me
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Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
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A URL Badman
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(Interlude)
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I like Jordans, Jay Rich, DJ Scream
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I'm as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh
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I'm a space ghost perpetrator
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But I have to violate her
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Checked the Tyler the Creator
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Blogospheric mimicator
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A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
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Mike Jones, Cornwall, I need a Kleenex
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I don't like girls much, they kinda silly
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Unless of course they wanna play with my willy
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(Chorus)
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I'm a URL Badman without empathy
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I got a high-brow game plan
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A URL Badman
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I'm a URL Badman and you're dead to me
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Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
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A URL Badman
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URL Badman
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| Lily Allen |
